- Have a covid party at Fox News headquarters
- Breathes really hard on Vladimir Putin in the hopes that he will get COVID
- Nukes the US
- Florida, specifically the super bowl
- The Capitol
- The White House
- Nukes the BBC Headquarters
- Nukes China
- Nukes Russia (!!!!) for:
- Being spiteful
- Being petty
- Engaging in fan behavior tbh!
- Procures snacks for the Iranian Cabinet;
- Uploads the Ayatollah’s consciousness to a computer so he may reign forever from the cyberworld;
- Puts the honorable Ayatollahs face on the nukes<3;
- Nukes literally anywhere in Korea that will help #girlboss Kim Yo Jung
- Nukes 4512 Johnson Avenue — for personal reasons;
- Nukes the moon — which is a known imperial force;
- Inspired by the dreams of Gru<3 from Despicable Me
- Nuke the homes of Kim Kardashian and Logan Paul
- Enslave Charli D’Amelio – To be utilized as a defense mechanism in the Strait of Hormuz
- Sets up a shrine for the Ayatollah<3 at all of the aforementioned nuke sites
- Jail anyone who is an Aries (they toxic) (except Fox News and the Ayatollah)
- Unless they’re a pisces or libra ;(
- Stream all four seasons of rick and morty
