“In order to reclaim the Italian heritage, we must end the reign of Domino’s,” Smaller Tony said. The ministry is discussing the response to Boeing’s creation of a lightsaber business. 

The new mafia-led ministry hopes to “start a civil war between Domino’s and Papa John’s and turn New Jersey into an empire” Soprano said. The ministry is joining the Boeing Corporation and repeating the mantra “HEY IM WALKING HERE” over and over to “assert their dominance,” Mafia Joe said.

“The Joint TMC-Sukhoi taskforce, on behalf of the Russian Federation, would like to condemn the CIA and its affiliates for their manipulation and destabilization of the Belarusian region that has led to countless atrocities. We have well grounded evidence that they have taken these actions. Now is the time for the world to take a definitive stance in order to hold NATO accountable for their unethical actions. For far too long, the United States and their affiliates have undermined the sovereignty of developing and unstable countries and unjustly accused truthful nations of heinous acts. They have caused chaos and destruction. They have toppled governments and taken the lives of innocent bystanders. They have created opportunities for themselves by creating conflicts and disregarding the path of destruction they have left. The Joint TMC-Sukhoi taskforce is taking a stand against the tyranny of the West. We call our fellow nations in the East to stand with us as we condemn these perpetrators of countless meaningless wars.
With discontent,
Joint TMC-Sukhoi Taskforce of the Russian Federation”

The ministry has been outraged by the CIA involvement but they “are not surprised” according to Deputy McMahan, due to the past actions of American imperialism. The ministry is springing to action bringing forth directives for Putin to call on the U.N. to condemn the United States, calling for Sviatlana’s resignation, greater surveillance to protect against further unethical U.S. involvement, and mobilization of forces to ensure the security and safety of the Russian and Belarusian people.

Russian executives have also uncovered evidence of intervention by the Central Intelligence Agency, likely behind Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya’s recent rise to power. This discovery has caused strong reactions among Russian executives, with some proposing the idea of war on the grounds of this involvement, with a near consensus regarding some type of action against the United States. Plans are in progress by Russian executives to launch a military offensive against Minsk, the capital of Belarus, in order to unseat the government and remove the influence of members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). Executives have developed a rough plan to deploy 100,000 troops to Minsk, along with a fleet of armored vehicles. The exact impacts of these movements remains unclear, but escalating and sustained unrest in Belarus is a near certainty. 

The Deputy of Public Relations released a statement discussing the excitement of both corporations to now be a “part of the [Russian] national economic system”. The statement is as follows. 

“The T.M.C. and J.S.C. Sukhoi is excited to announce that we are now national corporations,” the statement reads. “As national companies, we are now owned by the government. In our case, the Russian Government is part of the national economic system. The Russian Government is now in charge of both companies, with President Putin overseeing this new ministry’s operations. The previous C.E.O.s are now ministers in the Russian Government and all former executives are deputies. We would like to make it explicitly clear that both deputies and ministers will maintain their roles as vice presidents and consultants to the national company. The future of our companies are looking optimistic as there are a multitude of possibilities and improvements to be made.”

In addition, the new nationalized Joint Ministry commented on the growing violence in Bealrus and the United States involvement. In a second press release to Russia Today, the Joint Ministry condemned the U.S. actions and called for the America and NATO forces to withdraw.

“The new national company has learned that there is likely a presence of NATO or American forces stationed in Belarus. It deeply concerns the Russian Government and its people to see such a blatant disregard for Belarusian independence. The Russian Federation condemns all forms of western intervention and demands that American and NATO forces immediately withdraw from the country. Further Western involvement will only continue to destabilize the country and force the Russian Federation to take action. The Russian government will be left no other choice to pursue sanctions should western forces choose to not notify the Russian government of their intention to withdraw from Belarus as soon as possible upon receiving this press release.”

The Ministry is “not afraid to take action” Minister Freeman said to ensure the protection and security of the Russian people. 

Russian executives presented suspicion that Belarus is making moves towards NATO, with Minister Boris Obnosov stating that the presence of NATO troops in Belarus is “all but certain.” The disruption and crippling of the fragile new Belarusian government was encouraged by Putin, with his suggestions including cyberattacks and the bribery of officials. Putin urged the two companies to avoid military force, but to take any other steps to interfere with the presence of U.S. and other NATO officials within Belarus. At this time, multiple directives are being considered to take action on this front, but no concrete steps have been taken.

The actors who made this claim have not been identified and there has been no evidence found that corroborates this accusation. The Sukhoi Executives wanted to reassure the Russian Federation of their loyalty. The Sukhoi VP of Public Relations released a statement in response.

“In response to the heinous and baseless assertions made, claiming JSC Sukhoi is maintaining an “Anti-Russian” sentiment, the board first and foremost would like to say that we are appalled. The assertion that JSC Sukhoi, a historic and vital portion of Russia’s history, could turn against the motherland is absolutely absurd. Throughout our company’s history, we have done nothing but aid and support the motherland’s intentions. This statement is obviously an attempt to deface our company’s historic standing as an industry giant. To the group that made this statement, you do not hold any credibility. Your shallow attempt to destroy our companies standing is nothing but a feeble and shameful attempt to taint a respected Russian company. Your claim is baseless yet speaks volumes regarding your intentions. Our company never foresaw the day when we would have to reestablish our allegiance to the very government that created us, yet here we are. да здравствует родина Board of JSC Sukhoi” 

Sukhoi has seemed to regain and maintain support by the Russian Federation with a new nationalization of their corporation by the Russian government. Sukhoi and the Tactical Missile Corporation have been merged and nationalized by President Vladimir Putin, after the US intervention in Belarus and the mounting conflict.