“Multiple Northrop Grumman MQ-4C TRITON rockets went awry in Afghanistan striking and injuring innocent civilians,said an anonymous source Saturday. The source says this is related “directly to poor manufacturing on Northrop’s end.” 

In a rocket launch headed by Northrop G. Harris III, things went awry resulting in multiple injuries. An investigation into the company suggests that there was an issue with engineering communication. 

“We would like to offer our sincerest apologies for the accident” says Vice President of marketing of Northrop G. Harris III and “we have the best wishes for anyone injured.” She guarantees that Northrop G. Harris III will conduct a “comprehensive internal investigation” into the incident. “If it comes to it, we are prepared to take full responsibility,” she adds.

General Counsel to Northrop G. Harris III assures all products and research currently out are fully functional and useful. Their hope is that the investigation will be beneficial for future innovation and assuring that, upon the results of their investigations, they will take actionable change.

Northrop G. Harris III is trying to maintain their current deals and those still in the works. When asked about their ongoing dealings with Belarus, the director of marketing affirms that they “intend to fulfill all of our contractual obligations to Belarus and will continue working with them however they require our services.”

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