The House of Commons is discussing which member of parliament has been committing treasonous acts against the UK in the Falkland Islands. The Prime Minister revealed to the House of Commons that there was one member of parliament that created instability in the government and risked the lives of Argentinians and British citizens in the Falkland Islands and abroad.
The House believes that the traitor is Patrick Wall. “Patrick Wall has been switching his own policy from the beginning,” said one anonymous member of parliament. “He made one too many compromises with the Labour party and would do anything for his bill to go through. Also, his bowler hat sucks.” Another member said he was “mentally, physically, and emotionally abused by our traitor, Patrick Wall.”
Prime Minister Thatcher revived the intercepted note, detailing with irrefutable proof that the traitor is Patrick Wall. Wall is now considered a traitor to the UK and will be punished accordingly. The committee is convinced that Patrick Wall is at fault, and investigating how this treason occurred, leaving everyone wondering, what on earth is going on in the House of Commons?
